Why I Am Crazy...

Let's see, here is a glimpse at some of the things that have been going on in the last two days of my life....  Yesterday at noon I got a call from the Assistant Principal telling me that Little A was in her office for trying to steal from her teacher's purse (Little A said she was only trying  to snoop through the purse...some explanation).  Now I have a conference about her behavior on Thursday.. Joy.  Last night D threw a fit because he had to finish reading a book for a book report which is due on Wednesday.... You would have thought someone was pulling out his toenails.  This morning Big A was doing something (not what she was supposed to be doing) and hit her shoulder on a corner in the hall...  She screamed so loud that I'm sure people in the next state could hear, and she proceeded to wail all the way to school (Of course, she showed me a big bruise tonight to prove that her screaming was warranted and my lack of sympathy this morning was a sign of bad parenting).  Also, tonight D wailed and moaned and cried about how horrible it was to actually write the book report that is due tomorrow....  Now they are complaining about having to take showers and criticizing my choice for dinner.  So, I am drinking a beer and writing this down...  And people wander why I am crazy....